Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in MAD_COW's LiveJournal:

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Friday, December 22nd, 2006
10:19 am	MISS ME? FUCK YOU. Current Mood: dirty (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 27th, 2002
10:29 pm	EAT ME. YOU DAMN HUMANOIDS. (20 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 23rd, 2002
4:50 pm	LOOK OUT! I'M A HOOLA DANCER! Current Mood: pleased (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, May 24th, 2002
1:56 pm	I KICKED SOME BUTT. I SHOWED UP AT A TWO-BIT FLEAPIT ON THE LOWER EAST SIDE IN NY AND STOMPED REV JEN'S ASS LAST NITE. PUT HER IN A SLEEPER HOLD THEN DECIMATED HER WITH A REVERSE JACKNIFE PIN. ALOT OF HUMANOIDS WERE BOOING. TUFF SHIT. Current Mood: pissed off (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 22nd, 2002
8:20 pm	OOOHHH YEEEAAHHH!!!! IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME!!! THIS THURSDAY WILL BE REV JEN'S BIG BREAK!!!! AND I'M GONNA BREAK HER!!!! YEOOOOWW!!!!! WAUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!! THIS NEW YORK SHIT'S PLAYED OUT. I'M BRINGIN IT ALL BACK HOME. Current Mood: pissed off (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 9th, 2002
12:08 am	OOOOOHHHHH YYYYYEEEEAAAHHHH!!!! I bOOked a flight f0r the end of the m0nth to LOck up with 0le Pixie Stix in the squared circle s0mewhere in the rOtTen apple. Syd FerRet g0t me tHe giG and I'M PUMPED!!!! I'M GONNA ANNIHILATE THAT PUNY ELF REV JEN AT S0ME DIRTWATER SHITHOLE ON CRUDLOW STREET!!!! LOOK OUT, CHUMPS!!!! IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME!!!!! WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M STORING UP S0ME COW-PIES F0R THIS ONE!!!!!!!! Current Mood: predatory (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 28th, 2002
9:58 pm	OH SHIT! DID YOU HEAR? BANKRUPT SUCKER-PUNCHED TINKERBELL!! SHE WENT DOWN HARD! SHE SUCKER-PUNCHED HER! IN FRONT OF EVERYONE! HA! THAT FINISHED TINKERBELL OFF FOR GOOD!! Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Monday, October 22nd, 2001
10:35 pm	OOOOOOOOOOO YYYYYEEEEEAAAHHHH!!! I'M PUMPED, CHUMPS!!!! FINALLY GOT A FLIGHT OUTTA THAT JERKWATER CUNTRY ICELAND & NOW I'M READY TO ANNIHILATE OLE PIXIE STICKS!!!! HHHHYEEEEEAHHHHH!!!! THERE'S GONNA BE ONE FLATTENED ELF THIS THURSDAY ONCE I PUMMEL LIL REV JEN INTO THE CONCRETE!!! AFTER THAT IT'S ITALIAN PRINCESS, R.I.P. HHHWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Current Mood: crazy (13 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, October 8th, 2001
3:04 am	KICKING ASS IN REYKJAVIK STUCK IN THIS DIRTWATER PISSHOLE FOR MY THIRD WEEK, I WENT TO THE HARD ROCK REYKJAVIK TO TRY OUT AS A MISS ICELAND CONTESTANT. GOT TANKED ON THE LOCAL DIESEL FUEL, SOME SWILL CALLED BJORK BEER AND MISSED IT. SO I MOSEYED ON DOWN TO SOME DIVE BAR WHERE SCRAWNEY CUNTS DANCED ON TABLES WHILE GRABBING THE PIPES OVERHEAD. SOME SHITWAD POKED ME IN THE BUTT FOR BLOCKING HIS VIEW SO I ELBOWED HIM IN THE BOLLOCKS. HE PUNCHED ME IN THE EYE SO I JUMPED HIM TURNED OVER A TABLE AND BODY SLAMMED HIM INTO THE WALL!! HIS CHUMP FRIENDS HAD TO COME SAVE HIM. HAWWW!!!!! HWOUGGGHHH! I WENT LOOKING FOR THE LOCAL LADY WRESTLING CHAMP BUT ALLS I FOUND WUZ HOLES IN THE GROUND THAT SPEW STEAM. DAMN FUCKS HERE CALL EM GEYSERS. NUTHIN TO EAT BUT SALMON & PEANUTS. NUTHIN TO DRINK BUT BEER, SCHNAPPS AND RED BULL. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 16th, 2001
5:59 pm	GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY'S GONNA PAY FOR THIS!! I LEFT ENGLAND TO KICK ELF ASS AND ALL I'M DOING IS EATING PEANUTS IN ICELAND. EVERYBODY KEEPS MOVING AWAY FROM ME HOLDING THEIR NOSES. WHAT'S UP? Current Mood: weird (14 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 13th, 2001
4:01 am	GODDAMN IT! I'M STUCK ON A PLANE IN AN AIRPORT WITH A BUNCH OF LOUSY HUMANOIDS IN ICELAND. THOSE GODDAMN FUCKERS IN AMERIKA ARE AFRAID TO LET ME IN!! SOME TWIN PEAKS OR OTHER GOT BLOWN UP. WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH ME? ALL I WANNA DO IS KICK SOME ASS. I'M SICK OF THESE PEANUTS. NOBODY WANTS TO SIT NEXT TO ME. MAYBE I'LL HIJACK THE PLANE. (34 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 10th, 2001
7:38 am	OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I'M TAKIN A FIRST CLASS PLANE TO NEW YORK TO SLAUGHTER LITTLE MISS ELF-EARS NEXT! ONCE WE STEP IN THE SQUARED CIRCLE WEDNESDAY NITE & I PUT MY ATOMIC BONE-CRUNCHER ON REV JEN, IT'LL BE *LIGHTS OUT* TIME FOR THAT SMART ASS ELF! I MAY SLAP A COW PIE IN HER FACE JUST TO TEACH HER A PERMANENT LESSON!! I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO "ANTI-SLAM" NEITHER! I'M GONNA CLOBBER & CRIPPLE THE RUNT!! HAA!! I MAY MAKE A PIT-STOP IN PO-DUNK, NOWHERESVILLE TO KICK ITALIAN PRINCESSES ASS TOO!! Current Mood: predatory (7 Comments |Comment on this)
7:35 am	I'M ON A ROLL!! HA!! GET USED TO IT, LOSERS!!! I KICKED SOME BUT TONITE! OOOOOHHHH YYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! puny spotless IS HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!! Current Mood: giddy (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 2nd, 2001
10:25 pm	SHE THINKS SHE'S ALL THAT. I HEARD TELL REV JEN WUZ BRAGGIN AT PIGSTOCK THAT SHE'D WIPE ME OUT WITH HER ANTI-SLAM! HAAAAWWW!! DON'T THINK SO, CHUMP! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
9:03 pm	HHAAWW!! THAT DIRTY LITTLE RUNT puny spotless IS BOOKED TO BE DECIMATED BY YOURS TRULY, REAL SOON!! I THINK I'LL TRY OUT MY AERIAL NECKBREAKER ON HER BEFORE I CLOBBER HER WITH A BIG FAT COW PIE!! YYYYYEEEOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!! WWWAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Current Mood: cranky (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 12th, 2001
7:45 pm	WHO THE FUCK IS POOPYDRAWERS? AND HER LARD-ASS EX-BOYFRIEND? WHERE DO THESE SHITHEADS COME FROM? Current Mood: annoyed (28 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, July 20th, 2001
11:57 pm	WWWAAAAAUHAA HAAAWW!!!! THE LOVELY AND TALENTED REV JEN GOT HER BUTT STOMPED!!! OOOOOOOOOHHH YYEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! Current Mood: giggly (11 Comments |Comment on this)
11:53 pm	WAMPUM STOMPUM. I GOT JUST ONE THING TO SAY TO ST REV JEN: EAT DIRT SISSY!!!!! Current Mood: pissed off (5 Comments |Comment on this)
11:50 pm	I GOT JUST ONE THING TO SAY TO ITALIAN PRINCESS: EAT MY TOENAILS DOGBREATH!!!!!! Current Mood: pissed off (8 Comments |Comment on this)
11:49 pm	N'STINK CAN KISS MY ASS! Nuff said, dirtballs. Current Mood: stressed (Comment on this)