MAD_COW ([info]mad_cow) wrote,
@ 2001-09-13 04:01:00
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GODDAMN IT!
I'M STUCK ON A PLANE IN AN AIRPORT WITH A BUNCH OF LOUSY HUMANOIDS IN ICELAND. THOSE GODDAMN FUCKERS IN AMERIKA ARE AFRAID TO LET ME IN!!
SOME TWIN PEAKS OR OTHER GOT BLOWN UP.
WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH ME?
ALL I WANNA DO IS KICK SOME ASS.
I'M SICK OF THESE PEANUTS. NOBODY WANTS TO SIT NEXT TO ME.
MAYBE I'LL HIJACK THE PLANE.



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(Anonymous)
2001-09-13 02:09 am UTC (link)
You smell funny.

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[info]nursewantke
2001-09-13 06:38 am UTC (link)
Rest assured, the Good Lord will provoide for you.
He is glorious in His unconditional love for everyone.
God loves everyone.

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[info]nursewantke
2001-09-13 06:40 am UTC (link)
YOU FAT CUNT, GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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[info]revjen
2001-09-13 12:12 pm UTC (link)
I have heard that the Icelandic peoples believe in elves. They sound really cool.
On a heavier note, I am very distressed that I didn't get a chance to kick your fat ass. Maybe the passengers aboard your plane will do it for me, after you hog up the peanuts and stink up the plane's interior.

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!#!^!^*#!&#&*!!*
[info]mad_cow
2001-09-13 12:17 pm UTC (link)
GODDAMN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
THE STINKING TOILET IS BACKED UP!!!!

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Re: !#!^!^*#!&#&*!!*
[info]prettyfeet
2001-09-13 01:33 pm UTC (link)
Probilly cuz you took a big old shit in it.

BITCH!

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Re: !#!^!^*#!&#&*!!*
[info]revjen
2001-09-14 12:59 pm UTC (link)
Our hearts go out to you, dear Mad Cow. It must be awful to be such a HUGE wrestling star and have to be stuck in an airplane filled with nobodys. Excuse me, I have to stop typing so that I can wipe the tears away from my eyes.

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Re: !#!^!^*#!&#&*!!*
[info]mad_cow
2001-09-17 06:57 pm UTC (link)
YOU LITTLE CARPET MUNCHER!!!

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Re: !#!^!^*#!&#&*!!*
[info]revjen
2001-09-17 08:08 pm UTC (link)
You wish! I wouldn't touch your stank carpet with a thirty foot poll.

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Re: !#!^!^*#!&#&*!!*
[info]revjen
2001-09-17 08:10 pm UTC (link)
Excuse me. I meant "pole." Mad Cow infuriates me to the point where I can no longer spell or think. I am simply filled with the brutish desire to squash her meaty bones. (Fairly of course)

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Re: !#!^!^*#!&#&*!!*
[info]mad_cow
2001-09-18 09:04 pm UTC (link)
YOU'LL PAY DEARLY FOR THAT, FAIRY BALL!

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Re: !#!^!^*#!&#&*!!*
[info]revjen
2001-09-18 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah? Well you are gonna pay for all of the misery you've caused every human who has ever had to come within ten feet of your stinking ass!

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[info]mad_cow
2001-09-17 06:59 pm UTC (link)
WHAT TH-#!&!$* I'M IN ICELAND & I HAVE TO SEE YOUR UGLY FACE?!?!
GODDAMN#!!#&#! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!

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I think
(Anonymous)
2001-09-18 09:07 pm UTC (link)
Rev. Jen is the prettiest little thing...

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Re: I think
[info]revjen
2001-09-18 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Wow! I have so many fans... Thank you, who ever you are...

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dope
(Anonymous)
2001-09-25 04:33 pm UTC (link)
you are too frigging superficial to be a proper recipient of my degradation

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Re: dope
[info]revjen
2001-09-26 02:03 pm UTC (link)
GO AWAY, YOU FUCKING LOSER! I don't want your degradation.

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Lie back and relax
(Anonymous)
2001-09-26 04:34 pm UTC (link)
Cause the only thing you deserve is my 5 inches of magic

Now go pick up your trust fund check and smoke another doobie you loser

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Re: Lie back and relax
[info]revjen
2001-09-27 05:36 pm UTC (link)
The thought of a penis being attached to your hideously ignorant mind is revolting. Also, I don't smoke pot. I drink Budweiser. And, I don't have a trust fund. I guess you don't read my column, wherein I discuss the multitudes of day jobs that I am forced to hold down in order to eat.

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Re: Lie back and relax
(Anonymous)
2001-09-29 06:08 am UTC (link)
Your solipsism cannot absolve you
It is so not about you (http://www.livejournal.com/talkpost.bml?replyto=10965414)

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Re: Lie back and relax
[info]revjen
2001-09-29 01:29 pm UTC (link)
Then WHY do you keep commenting on everything I write? Like it or not, you are obssessed with me. If you can't get a life, at least get a hobby, and leave me the fuck alone.

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You fool no one
(Anonymous)
2001-09-30 12:24 pm UTC (link)
Busted (http://www.livejournal.com/~sheenabizarre)
Your use of the word hobby gives you away

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Re: Lie back and relax
(Anonymous)
2001-10-01 09:04 am UTC (link)
Holy moly
your new icon is awesome
suddenly I am obsessed with you
I so wanna do you

(Then slap you in the mouth and walk away)

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(Anonymous)
2001-10-02 01:41 pm UTC (link)
You know who I am (http://www.livejournal.com/~superfly_ww)
You're just pissed that I have found a way to tell you and Nick what I think of you.
To practice my art of degradation on you
and keep my fingerprints clean (http://www.deadjournal.com/users/betsybutton)
Its called Karma rev for Nick's hateful accusations (http://www.richardhell.com/cgi-bin/forum/showmessage.asp?messageID=1069)

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Re: dope
[info]niggerkojak
2001-10-02 05:01 pm UTC (link)
Hey.
HEY!!!

Are you talking to me?

I think there's some pranking going on, my friend.

I hope somebody didn't make it look like I said something mean to, or about you because you know I wouldn't.

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Re: dope
(Anonymous)
2001-10-02 05:40 pm UTC (link)
I love Taxi-Driver (http://www.livejournal.com/talkpost.bml?replyto=10965414)

How did you find me (http://www.livejournal.com/talkpost.bml?replyto=13523526)?

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Re: dope
[info]revjen
2001-10-03 02:51 pm UTC (link)
No, once again, it's "Anonyomous."

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CANDY ASSED PONCE.
[info]mad_cow
2001-10-16 12:29 am UTC (link)
I'LL SMACK YOU WITH A CLAWHAMMER!

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Re: dope
(Anonymous)
2001-10-18 01:53 pm UTC (link)
EAT SHIT STALKERCHICK!!!!!!

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you suck
(Anonymous)
2001-09-29 07:03 am UTC (link)
you are a total non-entity
i cant even be a fan of degrading you

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Re: you suck
[info]mad_cow
2001-10-01 10:44 pm UTC (link)
EAT SHIT, STALKERBOY!!!!!!!!

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(Anonymous)
2001-10-01 02:07 pm UTC (link)
Get a life, noway
The nursewandtke thing is so over

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